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Q0220 Pin the Macho on the Man Party Game

A large poster with a yellowing background. The poster is folded into six squares. The top left square has four drawings of penises with various disguises or costumes. The first penis has a cast and two bandages on it, the second has two heads wearing graduation caps, the third is a rocket ship titled “USA Macho” and is blasting off from the balls, and the fourth is a purple penis with red spots all along the shaft. The top right square includes the directions and a photograph of a nude male model with a target on the crotch area. The directions are written in black text with the titles highlighted in dark blue. The words “Unit” and “Macho Man” as well as any numbers are highlighted in red font. Text reads, “Pin the Macho on the Man; Remember Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Well, now you can pin the Macho on the Man and have at least an hour of hilarious fun doing it!; Contents - 24x36 color poster of the Macho Man. -15 hilarious cartoon units with separate poems that will apply to every type of guest at the party. -10 generic units (n case you want to use your own imagination); Suggestions: Have a few cocktails prior to the game (just to get loose). -Hostess visualizes which unit applies best to each guest either by occupation, personality, etc. -Follow instructions for best results. -After game use units as name tags. -Have guests take units home as door prizes. -Give Macho Man poster to winner; Instructions: Fill in guest’s name in the blank space on unit that most applies to them, EXAMPLE. We have units for birthdays, brides, lovers, students, etc.; Pin or tape Macho Man poster to the wall or door. Hostess, for full effect pass our units one at a time and have them read the poem and show their unit to the rest of the guests. Blindfold guest and apply pin or tape to unit. Have guest hold their unit in one hand. Spin guest around a few feet from the Macho Man poster and point them in the right direction. Whenever their unit touches poster first either leave unit hanging or write guests name on poster. Closest to the bullseye wins! Hollywood, CA.” The center left square has images of five different penises. The top is a fish head, the second is a detached head, the third is a blue penis with red flames, the fourth is a fireman’s hose, and the fifth is a rainbow with clouds as balls. The center right square also has five penises drawings. The first penis is eggs as balls and bacon as a shaft, the second is a brown puzzle, the third is a blue and red checkered penis, the fourth is a green and brown camouflage penis, and the fifth is a white penis bone with a naked person riding on-top of it. The bottom left square includes five penises. The first one is a fooling ruler and a crown that says “king”, the second is a zebra striped penis, the third is a candy cane penis, the fourth is a small penis with a “2” on it, and the fifth is a red penis candle. The bottom right corner has six penises. The first is tied in a knot, the second has tiger stripes, the third has rainbow stripes, the fourth is a golf club and balls, the fifth is a brick pattern, and the sixth is a battery powered red penis.

Q0221 Pin the Macho on the Man – Macho Man

A large photograph of a naked man posed in front of a dark purple curtains. He has short darker hair and a clean shaven face. He has hair on his chest and belly. He is holding a purple towel behind his back with both hands. There is a blue and red target on his crotch area. Red text to the left of him reads, “Pin the Macho on the Man.”